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Welcome to my blog. I hope you find it warm, welcoming and bloggy in all the right ways. That's me in that picture, basking in legal tender like I do most days. Sometimes I write silly poems, sometimes I just vent my anger or goodwill in the form of illogical prose articulated with fairly good language. Read my ramblings, enjoy them, tell your friends and maybe they'll both read them too.

Monday, 16 June 2014

Nobody Nose.


Nobody knows
Why an elephant's nose
Is as long as his memory lasts,

But when he gets gunk 
Up the end of his trunk,
He clears it in three short blasts.

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